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What does Class do on a regular day?

Post by class316 » January 11th, 2017, 10:19 pm

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CMs favorite conversation was when we debated what :chores: does on a typical day when not meeting celebs. Lots of laughs. :hcit:
Now you got me curious. What did you guys conclude I do when not meeting celebs :thinking:
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Post by cmshowstopper » January 12th, 2017, 12:03 am

My take on a non celeb day for class (we used this month for an example)

-wakes up around 10-11am

- heads to the bathroom, but must be careful not to slip on icy tile. brushes teeth in dark, turning on lights cost money

-if its an A day...you will shower. if its a B day, you do not. Water costs money. I considered the possibility that you take a bath, but I guessed you would reuse the same bath water at least twice.

-assuming its an A day, class will strip off his heavy winter coat and the several layers he wears to stay warm. heat costs money.

-once grooming is done, which includes deorderant but no hair products bc they cost money. less money, less cumbos...its off the kitchen for food wearing his 8 layers.

-before feeding himself, class must remember fluffy hasnt gone potty for quite some time. he's no animal. so he opens the door to the downstairs and has fluffy go on newspaper...hopefully there is a sheet free as dog poop is only picked up on trash day.

-time to eat, class opens fridge and has to decide on lunch. ketchup sandwiches or leftover chinese buffet that was smuggled inside large pockets of a coat? Dan refused to believe Class would ONLY eat these things. So I considered that perhaps there is a jar pf peanutbutter, but no jelly. Jelly is expensive. Peanut butter is filling. Also, he might eat butter sticks. For some reason I could see class just chowing down on a stick of butter.

-fluffy needs to eat. fortune cookie, crust of the bread, butter stick, ketchup packet?

-after lunch, its time to goto work. class sits down at his computer, a reasonably priced laptop with highspeed internet. cant be uploading photo ops using dial up. cant post videos with slow net. other tasks for his position include emails, blogging, reading marked out, posting on marked out, looking at Virgil's penis, picking his nose...no tissues, they cost money. why blow when you can pick and just flick into the air or rub underneath his chair? additional tasks include researching flight info, planning marking out trips, reading ALL of social media.

-while class works, fluffy tries to stick his tongue in the electrical socket.

-time for first mastrubation. class is angry, so no p*rn, visuals, lube or lotion. its just straight dry ducking. no tissue or paper towl to cum in. class has a designated hand towel for a cum rag thats never seen any detergent.

-important correspondence needs to go out. winter is a slow time, so the number of packages of cat shit and nazi symbols are low now.

-class tells fluffy its time to go out bc he doesnt want to get him up again. class puts fluffy on the leash and out they go. a big truck comes speeding by and fluffy attempts to run into the street, but class restrains him and the dog is denied for the second time.

-if its a #1, fluffy pees in his yard. dog piss kills grass. no grass, no need to mow. if its #2, class takes fluffy to neighbors yard. now its the neighbors problem.

-back inside, its time for class to use the bathroom. class heads to the bathroom, lifting the seat up and finding a toilet full of piss. its not flush day. flushing costs money. he sits down. class's shits are like rabbit pellets. since ketchup sandwiches, chinese food and butter sticks arent the make of a good diet, you cant expect a good solid turd. but eventhough its not a flush day, class moans and is upset, bc he will need to flush. he waves good bye to a solid $0.95 as the toilet flushes away. time to wipe the ass. class unrolls a square from the roll, made in 1991 mind you, wipes from asshole to balls. he folds the square and wipes a second time....again asshole to balls. he throws the single square into the small trash can to join all the other shitty squares. no vent fan. no light. no air freshner....that costs money.

-when its time to relax, class will head downstairs, careful not to step on any dog shit...but is ok with dried puddles of piss. he must admire his autograph and photo op collection.

-this makes class happy and horny.

-off to the spankbank. now that class is in a better mood, he can put on some p*rn. class doesnt watch straight p*rn or lesbos. class has some different tastes. anything celeb p*rn...class is down for. other items on the menu include, gigantic gang bangs, torture p*rn, snuff films. i also believe that class has a gigantic uncircumcised cock, coated in heavy schmeckel.

-off to bed between 9pm and 11pm. class kisses his framed photo op with Arnold and climbs into his single size bed.
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Re: Toat McGoats! I won the Shiva in Manhattan over the Manny

Post by Greg2600 » January 12th, 2017, 1:43 am

If you only knew the half of it.....
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Re: Toat McGoats! I won the Shiva in Manhattan over the Manny

Post by AsianDave » January 12th, 2017, 9:55 am

CM...you're pretty spot on for the most part. Where i must correct you (this is merely speculation on my part), is that Steve reserves shower/bathing days on every other days when he is able to traipse out to Lowes and utilize their public rest rooms. why waste water at home (which costs fuck money) when you can mooch somebody elses? Or else, he's really brazen and sneaks out at nights and uses his neighbors hose to wash up. (imagine the look of confusion on the neighbors face wondering why their water bill is so high on a monthly basis).

And, he dumps Fluffy's shit in the Lowe's toilets as well, so, no need for trash pick up!

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Re: What does Class do on a regular day?

Post by WOODMO » January 12th, 2017, 10:02 am

Split this into it's own thread. I think CM probably nailed a few things, but I think Fluffy eats dog food. Class doesn't seem to scrimp on the Fluffster

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Re: What does Class do on a regular day?

Post by crowbar » January 12th, 2017, 10:12 am

This is actually very funny. A and B days for class. I truly wonder what the daily schedule on non-combo hunting days are.

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Re: What does Class do on a regular day?

Post by Greg2600 » January 12th, 2017, 10:14 am

I don't want to overly embarrass him, but if Class wishes to discuss what he does with his pennies, it should be quite a trip.....
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Re: What does Class do on a regular day?

Post by Joresky » January 12th, 2017, 10:43 am

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Re: What does Class do on a regular day?

Post by capman » January 12th, 2017, 11:34 am

IF this is not post of the year, then there are no combo Gods!

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Re: What does Class do on a regular day?

Post by djknightrida » January 12th, 2017, 11:49 am

capman wrote:IF this is not post of the year, then there are no combo Gods!
You're welcome. :perplexed: & :dj: yet again proving why they are the greatest Tag Team hunters in MO history
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Re: What does Class do on a regular day?

Post by Greg2600 » January 12th, 2017, 12:03 pm

Shit, we forgot tag team of the year in voting! ha ha
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Re: What does Class do on a regular day?

Post by class316 » January 12th, 2017, 12:45 pm

Greg2600 wrote:Shit, we forgot tag team of the year in voting! ha ha
Yes I remembered that after voting was done :ehh:
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Re: What does Class do on a regular day?

Post by Luke » January 12th, 2017, 6:47 pm

You're meant to flush toilet paper.

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Re: What does Class do on a regular day?

Post by cmshowstopper » January 12th, 2017, 11:21 pm

class...can you elaborate or give us the play by play?
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Re: What does Class do on a regular day?

Post by Gumby » January 13th, 2017, 6:25 pm

Class, back when I joined I'd mentioned how a lot of your blog photos were down and you said you were working on fixing it. Do you have a proper link to pics of your collection yet?

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